Psychic Follies

A Funny Take On Psychic Blunders
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Psychic Deb and Psychic Joy
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Psychic Follies

Your Happy Duo Hosts, Debra and Joy, have been providing psychic readings online for more than five years. On occasion, things go haywire...but in a funny way. We decided it would be fun to share our Psychic Follies.

Even those in spirit, we have found, have a sense of humor. In presenting these Psychic Follies, it is not our intent to make fun of those who have crossed over. In fact, we honor them. But, it is our intent to show how some can misunderstand and misuse the services of a psychic. We feel it is important to share these follies, helping all to learn how to be happy in the face of the unknown. There is no need to be afraid of the spirit realm. As they say, "There is no mystery here, just us spirits. Remember, at one time, we were just like you, part of the human race".

Please read with an open mind. If, for a few minutes, you can pretend you have a spirit guide, and believe that those who have crossed over really do communicate with us, then we will help you to better understand (and laugh with) the wonderful world of spirit.

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Reading Environment - Free Psychic Reading Forum - Private Chat room with 23 guests observing reading.

Half way thru the reading:
Psychic Joy: I also touch a physical attraction between the both of you, not just friendship.
Client: Yes, that is correct
Psychic Joy: As a matter of fact, what they give is that things got pretty hot on the first date
Client: Ummm..well, yes. So you are saying he really likes my body.
Psychic Joy: You Go Tit
Room Silence
Psychic Joy: OMG, I just looked at what I typed...was suppose to be You Got It.
Psychic Joy: <----face is beet red, blushing
Psychic Joy:<----spirit guides are having fun with me tonight
Room observer's typing LOL's on screen
Psychic Joy: <----running from room

Environment - Phone Psychic Reading

Psychic Joy: Hello, may I have your question please.
Male Caller: Umm..yes, am I going to have a baby.
Psychic Joy: Umm...spirit informs me you will need a sex change operation first.
Male Caller: No, I mean my g/f says she is pregnant, is it mine?
Psychic Joy: Now you already know the answer to that question.
Male Caller: Yea, she keeps saying it is not mine.
Psychic Joy: So your real question is about her being faithful.
Male Caller: Oh no, I know she is faithful, I just don't understand why she keeps saying the baby is not mine.
Psychic Joy: (Quietly to herself) Oh please spirit guides, help me out on this one.

Reading Environment - Free Psychic Reading Forum - Private Chat room with 21 guests observing reading.

Psychic Deb: I need for you to relax for me, I keep picking up this pulsating around you, it's like vibrating that keeps coming thru.
Client: OMG, you pick that up?
Psychic Deb: Yes, as a empath I feel and sense things...and lol this is different.
Client: OMG your picking up my vibrator
Room starts typing lol's on the screen
Psychic Deb: (Beet red now, I am muttering to my Spirit Guides, I don't want to know these things..lol) Your WHAT?
Client: Its the vibrator on my pager its going off, how did you know this? 

Environment - Phone Psychic Reading

Please note, this is a client who has paid for a 30 minute phone reading from me.
Psychic Deb: May I have your question please?
Female Caller:  Are you really psychic?
Psychic Deb: I tell ya what, after this reading, you tell me if you think I am, deal?
Female Caller: Alright (long pause)
Psychic Deb: Hello, you still there?
Female Caller: Yes (another pause)
Psychic Deb: Is there a certain question that you have that your looking for insight on?
Female Caller: Yes, but you already answered it!
Psychic Deb: I did? LOL I am missing something here....you just asked if I was psychic is all!
Female Caller: That's what my question was ....thank you!
Phone goes dead, I received a letter afterwards thanking me for the reading, and how enlightening it was ....lol I still shake my head on this one!

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